{"product_id":"chocolate-bar-squishy","title":"Chocolate Bar Squishy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA chocolate bar that gives instead of snapping.\u003c\/strong\u003e Press a square and it disappears into the slab, then rises back over a second or two. The matte, slightly uneven brown finish is what sells the illusion — glossy versions read as plastic, this one does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSquares Are What Make It Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe moulded grid gives your thumb somewhere to go. You can press one square, run a finger along a row, or flatten the whole bar and watch it recover unevenly as the foam pushes back at different speeds. A smooth slab would not hold attention half as long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMatte, Not Shiny\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReal chocolate is not glossy, and neither is this. The finish reads as food in daylight and on camera, and it gives enough grip that the bar does not slide out of your fingers when you press hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSilent and Desk-Safe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo filling, no beads, no sound. It is a single piece of slow-rising foam, which makes it one of the quieter fidgets in the shop and one of the few that looks deliberate sitting next to a keyboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × chocolate bar squishy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSlow-rising foam with moulded squares\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMatte, realistic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSilent — no beads or filling\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAges 3+ · Small parts · Adult supervision for younger children\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and When to Stop Using It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe with a barely damp cloth and let it air dry fully before storing. Never soak it, never put it in a washing machine or dryer, and never apply heat — heat is the one thing slow-rise foam does not recover from. Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from sharp edges, and squeeze it rather than stretching it. With normal use the rebound holds for six to twelve months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe squares are moulded as one piece — bending the bar will not snap it, but forcing it will tear the foam.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mystery Dumpling Store","offers":[{"title":"1 piece","offer_id":55077579686229,"sku":"14:200006151#1Pc","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1078\/7484\/5013\/files\/Saac7e5e48e634f4ea86f38a056e7b9a4e_01f0ef6e-5c97-4658-bb2a-24a798d7686f.webp?v=1790090630","url":"https:\/\/mysterydumplingstore.com\/products\/chocolate-bar-squishy","provider":"Mystery Dumpling Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}