{"product_id":"glitter-poo-squishy","title":"Glitter Poo Squishy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe joke gift that turns out to be a genuinely good fidget.\u003c\/strong\u003e Glitter suspended in stretchy maltose gel, moulded into the one shape guaranteed to get a reaction. Squeeze it and the sparkle drifts through the body; stretch the tip and it sags back down over a few seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBought as a Joke, Kept as a Fidget\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone buys this for the reaction. What surprises people is that the texture holds up: the gel is the same one used in the axolotls and cat cubes, it stretches well, it is silent, and it survives being on a desk for months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Glitter Does the Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLoose flakes inside translucent gel means the colour shifts every time you press it. The tapered shape concentrates the glitter at the tip when you hold it upright, so it redistributes visibly each time you turn it over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSix Colourways\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix versions, each with its own face and glitter mix. Nobody buys these one at a time for long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × glitter poo squishy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLoose glitter suspended in stretchy maltose gel\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrinted face, six colourways\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSilent — suitable for desks and classrooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAges 3+ · Small parts · Adult supervision for younger children\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and When to Stop Using It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not bite, puncture, twist or overstretch the skin. The gel inside is sealed and non-toxic, but a torn skin cannot be repaired and the toy should be thrown away rather than patched. Keep it away from sharp objects, radiators and direct sunlight, and wipe it with a barely damp cloth rather than soaking it. If the surface ever turns greasy instead of dry, retire it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe tapered tip is the thinnest part of the skin — stretch from the body, not the point.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mystery Dumpling Store","offers":[{"title":"Design 1","offer_id":55077576802645,"sku":"14:200006151#1PC","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Design 2","offer_id":55077576835413,"sku":"14:200006154#1PC","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Design 3","offer_id":55077576868181,"sku":"14:200006152#1PC","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Design 4","offer_id":55077576900949,"sku":"14:200006153#1PC","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Design 5","offer_id":55077576933717,"sku":"14:200006156#1PC","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Design 6","offer_id":55077576966485,"sku":"14:200006155#1PC","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1078\/7484\/5013\/files\/S32e04f1d246c4e36b592fa8b83150638T.webp?v=1790090628","url":"https:\/\/mysterydumplingstore.com\/products\/glitter-poo-squishy","provider":"Mystery Dumpling Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}