{"product_id":"potato-vaseline-squishy","title":"Potato Vaseline Squishy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA potato that keeps whatever shape you press into it.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no bounce here at all. The thick vaseline-style gel inside holds every dent, fold and thumbprint until you smooth it out yourself — and the potato is convincing enough that people pick it up off a desk expecting weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy No Rebound Changes the Fidget\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlow-rise foam rewards squeeze-and-wait. This rewards shaping. You knead it, flatten it, roll it back into a lump, and nothing fights you — there is no spring pushing back. People with restless hands or weaker grip often prefer it for exactly that reason, and it is completely silent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Realism Is the Joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte skin, uneven lumps, even the eyes. It reads as a real potato on a kitchen counter or a desk, which is the entire reason this shape spread. Nobody expects the thing they just picked up to stay squashed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat Is Actually Inside\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA thick petroleum-jelly-style gel sealed inside a soft TPR skin. It is designed to stay put rather than leak, and it is not a water bead or an expanding filling. If the skin ever tears, the toy is finished — do not try to patch it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × potato vaseline squishy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThick moldable gel in a soft TPR skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNo rebound — holds the shape you press\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSilent, dry to the touch\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAges 3+ · Small parts · Adult supervision for younger children\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and When to Stop Using It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not bite, puncture, twist or overstretch the skin. The gel inside is sealed and non-toxic, but a torn skin cannot be repaired and the toy should be thrown away rather than patched. Keep it away from sharp objects, radiators and direct sunlight, and wipe it with a barely damp cloth rather than soaking it. If the surface ever turns greasy instead of dry, retire it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eKeep it away from keys and nails — the skin is the only thing holding the gel in.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mystery Dumpling Store","offers":[{"title":"1 piece","offer_id":55077598626133,"sku":"14:200006151#1pcs","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1078\/7484\/5013\/files\/Se4e85d97e15042889e1bda7d69adb6eeH.webp?v=1790090640","url":"https:\/\/mysterydumplingstore.com\/products\/potato-vaseline-squishy","provider":"Mystery Dumpling Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}